Tom Selleck has one sweet mustache! If you're a guy and you don't like Magnum P.I. then you better go to the backroom and make sure your balls are still in your pants you girly man. If you are a woman and don't find his hairy chest and rippled muscles "hot" then you better seek professional help. This compilation of Tom Selleck jokes celebrates the man with the mustache in the CubeSlacker tradition...

The Hoff is the man! I bet you didn't know all these facts about your favorite Baywatch star (you liked the hairy guy right, not the hot blonde babes?). Read em and weep!