Check out this cool gadget...

"If you are an Elite gamer that loves to win…that wants a real advantage over your enemy in the field of battle…that wants to have the best possible technology in your rig…then the Killer™ Network Interface Card (NIC) is for you. Powered by Lag and Latency Reduction (LLR™) Technology, Killer gives your computer superior speed and performance in online games, which means you get more Frames Per Second and better Pings. Killer’s 400 MHz Network Processing Unit (NPU) and 64 Megabytes of DDR combine to make this a must have piece of equipment for online gamers everywhere. " - Killernic.com

Sounds pretty cool eh? Looks even cooler!!!! You could take this computer card and kick some office ass! I think that it should be a new rule at my work that everyone must posses a Killer Nic card, and that daily at noon there is a battle amonst the employees - the only weapon allowed being this card. If you forget your card....as George Carlin says..... "Youre Fucked!".