Here's more Mr T jokes:

1. Mr. T's mohawk is so scared of Mr. T, that it started running to his beard for help.
2. Mr. T's feather earrings are actually feathers from a foolish bird that he pitied.
3. Mr. T wasn't afraid of flying on the A-Team, he just faked it so a "nigg* could get paid"
4. Mr. T invented the Civil Rights movement
5. Mr. T invented the X-Ray, the G-String, the R-Rating and Jay-Z after a late-night drunken bender caused him to momentarily forget which letter he was.
6. Complaining of back pain, Atlas once asked Mr. T to hold up the world for him. Mr. T agreed, on the condition that in exchange Atlas would wear Mr. T's golden necklaces. After five minutes of excruciating pain, Atlas asked for the world back.
7. Statistically speaking, you're more likely to be pitied by Mr. T, than you are to have feet.
8. Brigadier General Donald Alston once glimpsed Mr. T in a K-Mart wearing an American-flag wife-beater. He now refuses to salute anyone else.
9. Mr. T always has room for Jell-o.
10. Mr. T comes with an FDA warning on his side which reads "In case of Pity, please remove all lose articles and prepare for helluva far throwing."
11. Mr. T, in an attempt to become the "standard" for brewed tea, once kicked Earl Grey's ass.
12. When he found out he would lose the rematch while making Rocky III, Mr. T administered to Sylvester Stallone an angy look. Seeing Mr. T's anger broke every bone in Sly’s face, left him mildly retarded and unable to remember the incident. To this day, Sly has no idea why he shits his pants at the mere sight of a black man with a mohawk.
13. Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show ‘Where Are They Now’ was the shortest in the show’s history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words “Right Behind You” written on it.
14. Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
15. Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.
16. Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
17. Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
18. The last time Mr. T went to McDonald’s, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
19. All human life can be traced centuries back to a single black woman in Africa. Mr. T was her booty call.
20. THE LAST MAN WHO QUESTIONED MR T. WAS SADDAM, AND HE WAS HUNG. ---submitted by james.   Our comments - Wow James, that was great. In all caps even! You must have spent forever coming up with that one. Common...you can do better...
21. Mr. T once clocked in at over 451 FPPS.
    Fools Pitied Per Second. ---submitted by Dylan G
22. Mr. T's mohawk is actually his hair trying to give you the finger ---submitted by John
23. When Mr. T has alphabet soup, only T's come out. ---submitted by John
24. Mr. T stole Micheal Jackson's black ---submitted by John
25. Mr. T is not actually black, his gold jewlery just creates a gravity well so strong even light cannot escape it. ---submitted by John
26. Mr. T once performed a drive-by...on foot. ---submitted by Allen
27. Mr. T singlehandedly canceled “Friends” by frowning and folding his arms. --- submitted by leewis
28. Little known fact: Chuck Norris's beard and Mr.T's mohawk are actually second cousins. ---submitted by Julio
    
29. The government has classified evidence of extraterrestrials reporting Mr. T abductions. ---submitted by $oCal
30. When Mr. T eats Spaghetti-o's, he doesn't get the usual O's...they are T's. ---submitted by DiggaDigg
31. Mr. T caught a cold once. That was the worst day of "colds" life!---submitted by Drew
32. Mr T is allowed to talk about fight club.---submitted by Harley
33. Mr T knows who caused 9/11. ---submitted by Harley
34. It is a well known fact that Mr T hates it when a plan comes together. ---submitted by Harley
35. Mr T didn't vote for obama. ---submitted by Harley
36. Mr T's mohawk and Chuck norris' beard once mated. the result, king kong. ---submitted by Harley
37. Mr T once killed a man with his own dead body. ---submitted by Harley
38. If a fool jibba jabba's in a forest, but no one is there to hear him, Mr. T will still pity the fool. ---submitted by DPC
39. Mr T once took a dump so big that as it came out it slowly looked like the A-team van ---submitted by Chad