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Page 1 of 3 Nascar Jokes
We compiled some of the Nascar jokes out on the net and put them in one place - CubeSlacker! Check these Nascar Jokes out, and if you have a good one, submit it to us!
Nascar Jokes: Did you hear that Dale Earnhardt is getting a new crew chief from
China? His name is Win-Won Soon. What does WALLACE stand for?
We All Look Like A**es Chasing Earnhardt. How can you tell when a Gordon is going to say something intelligent?
He starts out with "My wife Brooke said......" Did you hear that Rusty Wallace has a new sponsor next year?
The sponsor will be Puffs PLUS. What happened when Jeff Gordon locked his keys in the car?
It took him a half an hour to get Brooke out. How about Rusty's new job at the candy factory, working quality control, throwing
away all the M&Ms that say "W"?
He doesn't eat M&Ms himself... He says they're too tough to peel. Mark Martin was arrested today for breaking and entering. Seems he broke into the Local Cheverolet dealership. When asked why he would do such a thing he replied, "I was just trying to see what the front end of a Monte Carlo looks like!" When Davey Allison went to heaven, he was met at the gate by Alan Kulwicki. Behind Alan, Davey could see the #7 and #28 cars. Alan said "Man this place is great. The cars are setup perfect!" Then Davey saw the #3 car and exclaimed "Oh No! Not Dale too!" Alan said "No, THAT'S the car God races!" I had an experience that has changed me forever. The other day I went on my first racing outing. Everything was going fine until the car starts bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown into the wall. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the gas pedal. The car went out of control, I could not get to the brake, in the grass, up in the wall back down across the track, the car did not stop or even slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the WalMart manager came and unplugged it.
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