126. On Earth there is 7 copies of each person.  Chuck Norris found out this information and sytematically roundhouse kicked into oblivion the other six copies of himself.  There can only be one Chuck Norris! ---submitted by Amber

127. Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands; now they're called the Islands ---submitted by Luis

128. Behind every great man there is chuck norris to round house kick him in the back of the head. ---submitted by NOAH

129. Chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands. ---submitted by Casper

132. chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and round house kick himself in the back of the head. ---submitted by Casper

133. there is only one fact that proves chuck norris is too great....... he dosen't
beat his meat, his meat beats him....... we are all doomed!!!!! ---submitted by Casper

134. Ahla (islamic god) can no longer promise 40 virgins for every man for who is worthy he can only promise them 40 women that have been with chuck norris. ---submitted by Casper

135. In the dinosaur age, a horse stepped on Chuck Norris' foot. Chuck Norris gave the horse a round house kick to the head, that is why we now have giraffes. ---submitted by George

136. Once a little girl said to chuck " bruce lee is better than you". Chuck Norris in a angry rage roundhouse kicked the girl and made her blind and deaf. You know her now as Hellen Keller ---submitted by Joe

137. Chuck Norris's penis sheds. The skin left is used in the making of bullet proof vests. ---submitted by Caleb F

138. Chuck Norris went into the closet. ---submitted by Caleb F

139. Chuck Norris CAN do anything you can. ---submitted by Caleb F

140. Chuck Norris can make Helen Keller flinch. ---submitted by Caleb F

141. Chuck Norris's penis is the 8th world wonder. Scholars believe it's more historic then the Leaning Tower of Peza. They also recently bumped it up to the 1st world wonder. ---submitted by Caleb F

142. The helicopter was invented after scientists saw Chuck Norris perform 4 consecutive roundhouse kicks. ---submitted by jimi

143. Chuck Norris roundhoused the ocean which caused the tsunami in southeast asia. ---submitted by Jared

144. Rip Van Winkle didn't really fall asleep for 20 years.  It just took him 20 yrs to wake up and recover from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the head. ---submitted by smlucas

145. Jared, of Subway fame, lied. He lost all that weight by using CN's Total Gym. Chuck told me so. That makes it true.  ---submitted by pz

146. In the morning Chuck Norris does not require coffe, coffe requires Chuck Norris. ---submitted by Norris' Dark Angel

147. The only reason Santa knows when you are sleeping and when you are awake is because Chuck Norris tells him. ---submitted by smlucas

148. Darkness is no the absence of light but the presence of chuck norris ---submitted smakin babys

149. Chuck Norris doesn't need to cut his grass he just stares at it and dares it to grow. ---submitted by Tito

150. If Mr. T and Chuck Norris walked into a bar, the bar would explode because no structure can hold that much awesomeness ---submitted by Sondy (also can be seen in the Mr T jokes section)