51. Chuck Norris can See Thru It without drinking Sprite ---submittd by Christine

52. Here is pick up line for all guys:
Is your daddy Chuck Norris? Because you're such a knock out. ---submitted by Quan

53. World War III is gonna be Chuck Norris vs Steven Segal ---submitted by Quan

54. The only jokes that Chuck Norris laugh to are Chuck Norris Jokes ---submitted by Quan

55. Chuck does not use toilet paper, because no shit dares to cling on to his ass. ---submitted by Quan

56. Chuck Norris can give himself a blow job. ---submitted by Quan & Christine

57. Al-Zarquawi only rec'd a few scratches and bruises from the bomb, then Chuck arrived. ---submitted by pz

58. Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won. ---submitted by chadwicke

59. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice. ---submitted by JP

60. Chuck Norris met up with Lorena Bobbit and she was not too fond of him. She tried a chainsaw on him - poor chainsaw!  ---submitted by PZ

61. Chuck Norris is so bad ass when he goes to sleep his Beard gets up and kicks Ass ---submitted by Brian

62. When Chuck Norris Drinks Vodka, Vodka Gets Drunk --- submitted by Rene

63. Chuck Norris doesnt tea bag his women he potato sacks them. --- submitted by Mcmahanpride

64. When Chuck Norris saw God he was scared, but his mother said to him that "God is more scared of Chuck than Chuck is scared of God", he then proceded to roundhouse kick his mother to leave no witness' to whom he is scared of, Chuck Norris never gets scared! --- submitted by Cracka Jack

65. The Grand Canyon was created when chuck norris's penis accidently unraveled and slamed into the ground. --- submitted by frank drebin

66. Chuck Norris doesn't fear death....death fears Chuck Norris! ---submitted by Richard