More of your Chuck Norris Jokes....

26. When Chuck Norris hears someone wants a second opinion, he roundhouse kicks them twice. ---submitted by the worm

27. Leap year is every four years because Chuck Norris said so. ---submitted by the worm

28. April Fool's Day was named after the guy who pulled a prank on Chuck Norris, after Chuck kicked the shit out of him. ---submitted by the worm

29. Chuck Norris can lay Easter eggs that are already colored. ---submitted by the worm

30. Al Gore thinks he created the internet because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he forgot who he really was. ---submitted by the worm

31. While one day walking down a crowded street Chuck Norris got an erection. . . .There were no survivors. ---submitted by Bob Gnome

32. Chuck Norris was once hit by a bus. . . .There were no survivors. ---submitted by Bob Gnome

33. The movie "Being John Malkovich" was originally titled "Being Chuck Norris", but the plot was quickly changed after they realized that Chuck Norris and God are the only two people who can withstand the strain of being Chuck Norris. ---submitted by Bob Gnome

34. Chuck Norris never met a man his feet did not like. ---submitted by pz

35. Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris...  ---submitted by Braden

36. If your playing scrabble, and you spell out chuck norris, you win........FOR-EVER! ---submitted by hockeypro91

37. When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesnt get wet. instead the water gets Chuck Norrised ---submitted by hockeypro91

38. Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.  ---submitted by Monson

39. After saving a bus of people that was stuck on some railroad tracks, one of the people came up to Chuck and said "Thank you so much Mr. Norris." Chuck roundhouse kicked him to the face and said, "You don't speak to Chuck Norris unless you're spoken to. ---submitted by Monson

40. Chuck Norris only fears two things: 1 The wrath of God.  2. The wrath of Xena Warrior Princess with PMS.  He fears both equally! ---submitted by pz

41. Chuck Norris Viewed himself in the mirror. He quickly round house kicked the mirror into billions of pieces. When he asked why, he replied..."There can only be one chuck norris". ---submitted by Kevin

42. Chuck Norris Once ate 50 Tacos and Pooped Out a Mexican. ---submitted by Kevin

43. Mad Cows are the only thing that makes Chuck Norris Giggle. ---submitted by Kevin

44. Chuck Norris is really 2'7". He Only Seems taller because of fear. ---submitted by Kevin

45. Virgina Is to Lovers as Chuck Norris Is To Everything Else. ---submitted by Kevin

46. Chuck Norris Only has sex with other men because vaginas bore him. ---submitted by Kevin

47. Chuck Norris Isn't a name...its a state of mind. ---submitted by Kevin

48. THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS CRIPPLED PEOPLE JUST PEOPLE WHO HAVE MET CHUCK NORRIS. ---submitted by All CAPS Mike

49. chuck norris doesnt bitch slap, chuck norris slaps bitches ---submitted by donny and jordan

50. when chuck norris sneezes, god blesses him ---submitted by donny