14. Chuck Norris is the real reason why the Soviet Union collapsed. ---submitted by b0b

 15. Terrorist send us Anthrax. We send them Chuck Norris. ---submitted by b0b

 16. In 1998 a company began producing "What would Chuck Norris do?"  bracelets. They had to be pulled off the market because of the increase in  roundhouse kick related deaths. ---submitted by b0b

 17. Hurricane Katrina and Rita were actually caused by Chuck Norris farting. ---submitted by b0b

18. In the early 80's, Michael Jackson picked a fight with Chuck Norris. After just defending himself for a while, CN let loose a roundkick that knocked MJ's nose clean off. 20+ years and countless plastic surgeons still can't get it to stay on. ---submitted by pz

-Our comments: This is a pretty good one :)

19. Most people put sugar on their cereal. To keep his immune system on alert, Chuck Norris alternates Anthrax, Salmonella and
Hepatitis C virus daily. ---submitted by pz

20. The word oblivion was invented so that Chuck Norris would have somewhere to kick people to. ---submitted by Chris G

21. Chuck Norris is the only human experienced in time travel. He has been known to knock people back into the stone age. ---submitted by Chris G

22. When Chuck Norris plays Hold-em poker.  Everybody gets 2 cards and he gets the rest. ---submitted by Jesse R.

23. Chuck is the only person qualified to be a member of an elite group called CN4, a barbershop quartet. He sings all of the parts, of course, simultaneously! ---submitted by pz

24. Only Chuck Norris' beard can prevent forest fires. ---submitted by the worm

25. Four out of five dentists agree that only Chuck Norris can prevent cavities. The fifth dentist was fatally roundhouse kicked when he disagreed. ---submitted by the worm