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1. Chuck Norris eats pieces of metal for breafast and shits out a tool shed at lunch.
2. Chuck Norris also played the Black guy in Walker Texas Ranger.
3. Chuck Norris came up with the idea for the Total Gym after trying to bench press his own penis. He found that he needed to start with a lighter weight and work his way up.
   
4. Chuck Norris masterbates with a sledgehammer.
   
5. Sonic booms are really Chuck Norris’s orgasms.
6. Godiva chocolate is made out of Chuck Norris’s shit.
7. The foreskin from Chuck Norris’s penis is used to cover Yankee Stadium when it rains.
8. When Chuck Norris plays baseball he hits a homerun every time by roundhouse kicking the baseball. he then procedes to fuck all the girls in the stadium with his beard.
9. Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.
10. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
11. We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
12. Chuck Norris does not dance.  He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
    

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