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Page 18 of 19 More of your Chuck Norris Jokes....
326. Chuck Norris practices his roundhouse kicks in his backyard in Oklahoma, and to think, Meteorologists still have not determined the cause of Tornadoes. ---submitted by Andrew B
327. Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter! ---submitted by Eric J.
328. Chuck Norris can make an EMO smile. ---submitted by Alex Percsi
329. Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with the sun and won. ---submitted by Tim
330. In his life Orlando Bloom has dated 20,000 women. Chuck Norris calls this...A slow Tuesday. ---submitted by fess
331. Chuck Norris solved the rubix cube by staring at it --- submitted by Marin P
332. Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris --- submitted by Frank
333. Chuck Norris calls wwII oops --- submitted by derek
334. Chuck Norris invented dinosaurs just so he could practice extinction --- submitted by derek
335. The great flood of Noah was the result of a piss that chuck norris held for 5 days --- submitted by derek
336. Chuck Norris' 6-pack is a pack of grenades. ---submitted by rocky
337. Chuck Norris doesn't die, he just allows the Grim Reaper to take other souls in exchange for the Grim Reapers safety! ---submitted by Jason
338. The common cold once approached Chuck Norris, and quickly ran spewing it's freightened scourge upon humanity! ---submitted by Jason
339. Chuck Norris once bowled a "600" just using just his chin! ---submitted by Jason
340. Chuck Norris once walked a mile in his own shoes. He was instantly killed but came back to life because he was FRICKN CHUCK NORRIS! ---submitted by Jason
341. Time does not stop for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris told Time to stop for him, and Time listened! ---submitted by Jason
342. Chuck Norris & Grizzly Adams once squared of in in a beard competition. Shortly there after, Chuck Norris was feasting on BBQd bear meat! ---submitted by Jason
343. Chuck Norris once climbed Mount Everest, but Mount Everest has NEVER climbed Chuck Norris! ---submitted by Jason
344. Chuch Norris once delivered a round-house-kick to common sense. Common Sense tapped out. ---submitted by Jason
345. Chuck Norris wished upon a shooting star. The Commet bybassed America and slammed into central Afganistan killing Osamah Belnadin. ---submitted by Jason
346. Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear. ---submitted by nathan w.
347. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? - His shoe. ---submitted by nathan w.
348. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer. ---submitted by Michael G
349. Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" ---submitted by Michael G
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