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Page 17 of 19 More of your Chuck Norris Jokes....
301. Chuck Norris is so bad, he can clog a toilet just by farting. ---submitted by Mike
302. People always wonder what would happen if Chuck Norris was black. Its simple, if Chuck Norris was black white people would have been the slaves. ---submitted by TJ
303. Chuck Norris does not own a oven, toaster or microwave. Why? Because revenge is a dish best served cold. ---submitted by Chris
304. If you see Chuck Norris bangin a guy, its not because hes gay, its because he ran out of women. ---submitted by Brad g.
305. As always, CN is the best, even with April Fool"s Day jokes. Last year he roundkicked Magic Johnson's doctor and took his place for Magic's appointment on April 1st. He said, "It seems there was a bit of a mix-up with your lab tests 12 years ago - no wonder your still alive!" ---submitted by pz
306. Chuck Norris once made chicken salad out of chicken_ _ _ _ and it became the all-time most requested sandwich at Subway. ---submitted by LW
307. There is no such thing as a homosexual...just a guy who refuses to take a chance of asking out one of Chuck Norris' daughter. ---submitted by LW
308. Chuck Norris has met Jesus. then he kicked his ass,revived him, and did it again just to prove was almighty. ---submitted by Brent
309. Chuck Norris would be having sex with women, but they cant handle his mightyness. He has to use his feet just to pleasure himself. ---submitted by Brent
310. Why don't trees grow above 12,000 ft? Because Chuck Norris practices his mighty roundhouse kicks on mountain tops! ---submitted by Frank
311. Chuck Norris said hello to Tony Montana's little friend. ---submitted by Ali
312. Chuck Norris can kill you while your dead. ---submitted by Ali
313. Chuck Norris is such a super human he gave birth to his own Grand Parents. ---submitted by Jim
314. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked himself in the groin. He found that when he did this it gave him a tingling sensation. He then repeated the action several billion times. When he was finished it snowed for several years, creating the first ice age. This technic later became known as masturbation. ---submitted by SWB23
315. Jimmy Crack Corn and i dont care, but Chuck Norris did, so Chuck Crack Jimmy, and then he popped the corn with his bare hands and ate it. ---submitted by SWB23
316. The Earth once had two suns. One threatened Chuck Norris and got a hell of an ass whooping. This sun is now known as the Moon. ---submitted by SWB23
317. The last time Chuck Norris had a cold they called it the Black Plague. ---submitted by Zach F.
318. Dinosaurs didnt die from an asteroid...Chuck Norris doesnt like lizards. ---submitted by Zach F.
319. Chuck Norris can not race Nascar because his roundhouse kicks go faster than the cars can! ---submitted by Brad T.
320. Everytime Chuck Norris passes gas a new star is born. ---submitted by Breland W.
321. God didn't want Adam and Eve to partake in the tree of knowledge, because it would have made them aware of Chuck Norris. ---submitted by Breland W.
322. Orginally King Arthur was supposed to take the sword from the hand of Chuck Norris, realizing this was an impossible feat, Merlin asked Chuck Norris to put the sword in a stone to make it easier. ---submitted by James P.
323. Countries have banned cloning from fear of a second Chuck Norris. ---submitted by James P.
324. It only takes Chuck Norris 17 seconds to watch "60 Minutes" ---submitted by Peg
325. Chuck Norris can lap a pace car. ---submitted by Donut
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