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Page 16 of 17 More of your Chuck Norris Jokes....
276. Chuck Norris would have won a nobel prize but they decided not to give it to him because giving CN a blunt metal object is just suicide --- submitted by blobman
277. Chuck Norris didnt buy an ipod he stared down 1200 country bands untill they willingly stuffed themselfs in a 2 x 4 white rectangle --- submitted by blobman
278. The heads on Easter Island were remnants from the first Chess Game, that Chuck Norris created so his sperm would have something to do after he masturbates. --- submitted by Gnitro
279. Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying down...HE STRUCK OIL! --- submitted by Mr. B
280. The Red Sox didnt break the curse of the bambino,...... chuck norris did --- submitted by rjb
281. Germans didnt knock down the Berlin Wall, a Chuck Norris roundhouse did. --- submitted by rjb
282. Chuck Norris doesnt masturbate he stares at his penis till it cries. --- submitted by brandon
283. Chuck Norris gave stella her groove back. --- submitted by Jason
284. When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris roundhoused the dark. --- submitted by kuz
285. The Vatican keeps Chuck Norris's Birth Certifiacte in it's library, they call it Genesis.
286. One day a doctor was asked by his patient to help him kill himself because he was under so much pain. The doctor told him to go home and read the prescription out loud. When the patient got home and unfolded the note he saw the words, "Chuck Norris is a B*TCH" and before he could even attempt to read those words out loud, Chuck had appear from nowhere and roundhouse kicked the guy so hard that he died. The doctor was later charged and went to court where the case was thrown out because the judge was too afraid to use the words Chuck Norris and mercy in the same sentence. Later that day the doctor died. An autopsy showed that he had died due to a roundhouse kick because writing the words like Chuck Norris and B*tch constitues a death in the eyes of Chuck. And also because Chuck is a man of Justice. --- submitted by "your name"
287. When you hear thunder, it's not really God bowling, in fact it's Chuck Norris breaking boards or skulls. ---submitted by Bender
288. When Chuck Norris showers, the water gets cleaner. ---submitted by PZ
289. When Chuck Norris showers, the water thanks him. ---submitted by PZ
PZ said: Maybe these will start a new string of "Chuck showering" jokes! pz
Our response: Chuck Norris showers to get the PZ off ;). Thanks for the new joke idea PZ ;)
290. The original Brillo Pad prototypes never made to the consumer. Extensive testing showed it was far too durable to ever wear out, so they switched to the inferior metal product. The prototypes, if you have not already guessed, were pieces of Chuck's beard. ---submitted by PZ
291. Someone once Googled Chuck Norris. Nanoseconds after he had clicked 'Google Search' a round house kick smashed though his computer screen and into his face. No one Googles Chuck Norris. ---submitted by Shamrock
292. Remember the Los Angeles earthquake of 1994? Chuck Norris farted. ---submitted by Randy
293. When Chuck Norris asked God why he existed, God said I wanted an equal being to talk to. Chuck Norris proceeded to kicking him with a roundhouse kick and said to try again. ---submitted by Tyler
294. Chuck Norris personaly irrigated the Pacific and Atlantic deserts. ---submitted by Benn
295. Chuck Norris is so tuff, he cuts the roof of Captian Crunches' mouth. ---submitted by Mike
296. Chuck Norris doesn't catch on fire. Fire catches on Chuck Norris. ---submitted by Mike
297. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris does. ---submitted by Mike
298. Pain-a-phobia is the fear of Chuck Norris. ---submitted by Mike
299. Chuck Norris is an organ doner. Just never his own. ---submitted by Mike
300. The only thing that scares Chuck Norris is a mirror. ---submitted by Mike
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