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Page 15 of 17 More of your Chuck Norris Jokes....
251. Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned. ---submitted by Anon
252. For every person Mother Nature kills, Chuck Norris kills five. ---submitted by Anon
253. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. ---submitted by Anon
254. Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius. ---submitted by Anon
255. Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can. ---submitted by Anon
256. Chuck Norris likes his fights like he likes his women, quick and easy. ---submitted by Ethan
257. Chuck got rid of all the rats in New York City. He went into the sewer system and farted twice. All rats within 100 yards died instantly. The rest fled to Jersey as fast as they could get there. ---submitted by pz
258. Chuck went running one time and broke the speed of sound, so he stopped and put it back together, good as new! ---submitted by pz
259. Chuck Norris doesn't work out on Total Gym. It works out on him, and is getting in to shape FAST!! ---submitted by Jacob
260. Chuck Norris ’t know what he looks like because when he looks in the mirror his reflection ducks in fear. ---submitted by Alan
261. The only person that ever beat chuck Norris was Bruce Lee and when Chuck Norris gave blood Bruce drank it soon after beating him Bruce got a blood clot in his heart ---submitted by Zaren
262. Chuck Norris can spread aids without having it. ---submitted by Shawn
263. Chuck Norris is the reason the chicken crossed the road. ---submitted by Robert
264. Chuck Norris lets Great white sharks gnaw on his crotch just for the shear enjoyment of it. --- submitted by Big Bam
265. It is a little known fact that the CN Tower is actually a 1/18 scale replica of Chuck Norris’ penis. --- submitted by Jay
266. Its a common misconception that Moses was the one who made all those miracles to free the Jews from Egypt. Little do people know that "Moses" is a common handwritten typo for "Chuck Norris". --- submitted by Mikey
267. "What Would Chuck Norris Do?" bracelets were never banned, Chuck Norris pulled them all off the shelves himself. Only Chuck Norris can do what Chuck Norris does silly goose. --- submitted by Mikey
268. Chuck Norris round house kicked the black out of Micheal jackson, but unfortunatly traumatized MJ so bad he started molesting little kids. --- submitted by Cody
269. Chuck Norris knows the wrong way to eat a Reeses --- submitted by George
270. Chuck norris went to Pluto and back, realizing this could ruin Nasa, they said it wasn’t a planet anymore. --- submitted by Cody
271. Costume makers said they were going to make a hung like Chuck Norris costume, but because of the massive amount of fabric needed they aborted the plan. --- submitted by Cody
272. Pluto is no longer a planet because Chuck Norris beat the shi* out of it. --- submitted by Belal
273. In 1982 I filled up my gas tank with Chuck Norris' piss, I'll let you know when my car shuts off. --- submitted by Belal
274. What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a pair of boots... a round house kick to the face NEVER cross Chuck Norris --- submitted by blobman
275. In 1972, Pete Rozelle banned Chuck Norris from ever playing in the NFL again. Chuck kicked a field goal at Lambeau Field in Green Bay. The problem with it was he was playing for the NY Giants against the Bears at Soldier Field! --- submitted by pz
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