More of your Chuck Norris Jokes....
226. Scientists came up with the formula for titanium after analizing clippings from Chuck Norris' beard. It is also where the tiles for the space shuttle and for the steel used to make the ginsu 200 knives came from ---submitted by Kenny
227. The " Big Bang" happened when Chuck Norris round house kicked God for waking him up too early ---submitted by Kenny
229. When Chuck Norris wants to move to a new town, the town moves to him.... ---submitted by Tony Our comments: You can do better than this slacker.
230. Chuck Norris doesn't use hand wipes, he use fist wipes! ---submitted by EMBiscocho
231. The theory of the Teenage muntant ninja turtles is infact true. Chuck Norris once ate a turtle. and craped out a 6 ft talking turtle that knew karate ---submitted by John G.
232. Chuck Norris doesn't write letters. The words assemble themselves out of fear. ---submitted by Tom
233. Chuck Norris is the vision statement. ---submitted by Tom
234. Chuck Norris doesn't start fires, he scares the wood into spontanesouly combusting. ---submitted by Tom
235.Chuck Norris gives the Bermuda Triangle directions so it won't get lost. ---submitted by Tom
236. Chuck Norris runs his own web server off his beard. ---submitted by Tom
237. Chuck Norris codes in roundhouse kicks. ---submitted by Tom
238. A young boy once asked Chuck Norris to tell him how the dinosaurs died. Chuck Norris replied said "I can't tell you, but I can show you" and he proceeded to roundhouse kick the boy in the face. ---submitted by Billy
239. The producers of "Friends" had Jean Claude Van Damme on the show but he sucked so later they went for Chuck Norris and he was offended, and roundhouse kicked them all which is why the show no longer exsists. ---submitted by Kyle
240.Aliens didnt help the egyptians build the pyramids....thats right....Chuck Norris did it himself. ---submitted by Kyle
241. When you cant get your wife pregnant its because she cheated on you with CN and he broke her uterus. ---submitted by Kyle
242. Chuck Norris house was haunted. Fearing for his life, the ghost moved out. ---submitted by Ethan
243. Chuck Norris wanted to try and catch a bullet but the bullet saw what it was headed for and turned around. ---submitted by Ethan
244. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. ---submitted by Anon
245. Chuck Norris can speak braille. ---submitted by Anon
246. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. ---submitted by Anon
247. Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. ---submitted by Anon
248. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. ---submitted by Anon
249. Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost. ---submitted by Anon
250. Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. ---submitted by Anon
