201. Moses did not split the Red Sea into two. Chuck Norris went back in time and roundhouse kicked Moses in the face so hard that Moses flew across the Red Sea, breaking the sound barrier which had caused the sea to split into two. The reason for the Israelites crossing the Red Sea is because they didn’t want to get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris. Moses did not remember what happened. ---submitted by Ian

202. When Chuck Norris chops onions, they cry!!! ---submitted by Corey

203. Chuck Norris once ate a tree and then proceeded to shit out a dining room set. ---submitted by Ed M.

204. Chuck Norris invented time. When asked why, he said he wanted to clock his roundhouse kick. ---submitted by Sparky

205. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever hit Steven Segal ---submitted by Dt

206. He-Man was originally the sidekick, buy Chuck Norris decided that "Masters of the Universe" was an unworthy title. ---submitted by Mark

207. The sky is blue, not because of the reflection of water, but because Chuck Norris round house kicked it and left a Permanent bruise! ---submitted by Tyler

208. Chuck Norris can kill a man 36 different ways...... with his beard. ---submitted by Gordo

209. Chuck Norris went to school, there were no survivors. ---submitted by Kellen

210. It is said that chuck norris has lived forever because he found the fountain of youth. Thats a lie, the fountain of youth found chuck norris to live forever. ---submitted by Ace

211. Chuck Norris doesnt spank his kids, he round house kicks em ---submitted by Budy

212. Once Chuck Norris round house kicked a porta potty, turning it into a time machine and went back in time. He recieved the first nobel peace prize by inventing the first automatic tree chopper that simply round house kicks them down.  He teamed up with the notorious Paul Bunyan, but after some conflict with the way Norris shakes hands, he branched off and started his own company. ---submitted by Budy

213. If chuck norris is late, time better slow the fuck down ---submitted by ck

214. Kids go up to a mirror and say "Bloody Mary". Bloddy Mary goes up to a mirror and say's "Chuck Norris ---submitted by Sam B

215. Someone mistaken Chuck Norris's dick and balls for a palm tree and coconuts....whats in the coconuts..wink...wink ---submitted by Dan

216. "A black guy and a white guy fall out of a really, really tall tree who hits the ground first?"

Answer- Neither Chuck Norris saves them both
---submitted by Alex J

---Our Comments: This is probably one of the worst Chuck Norris Jokes we have seen. Good job Alex!

217. Chuck Norris once ran the Boston Marathon in a suit of armor,chainsmoking winston's while drinking lighter fluid.Unfortunatley he finished 2nd.He then proceeded to snap the neck of the Ethiopian gentleman who had won the race and consumed him....whole. ---submitted by rob t.

218. Sinnor Kcuhc - You can't even begin to say that... why? Chuck Norris. ---submitted by Jon Z.

219. Chuck Norris chose to be born. ---submitted by Jon Z.

220. When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger. ---submitted by Jon Z.

221. Chuck Norris is the reason for overpopulation In China ---submitted by Tim

222. One day chuck norris was eating out a midget and sneezed. a green booger flew out of chucks nose and into the midgets vagina........... you now know the origin of the great YODA. ---submitted by delafye

223. Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs. ---submitted by Ben

224. Chuck Norris once ate a duck and a beaver at same time and crapped out the creature that we now call Platapus ---submitted by Kenny

225. Pluto isn't a planet anymore because Chuck Norris said so and he said Uranis is next ---submitted by Kenny