176. When Chuck Norris plays poker, a round house kick to the head always beats a full house.  Chuck Norris never loses at poker!!! ---submitted by chad

177. More people have died trying to reach the summit of Chuck Norris' pectoral muscles than Mount Everest. ---submitted by chad

178. People blow their noses with a kleenex Chuck Norris blows his nose with a body bag. ---submitted by dougy fresh

179. Chuck Norris killed two rocks with one bird. ---submitted by dougy fresh

180. Chuck Norris' orgasms leave exit wounds. ---submitted by Tyler

181. When Chuck Norris turns left he is atually turning right, Chuck Norris is always right. ---submitted by Tyler

182. The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. ---submitted by Tyler

183. The game "Doom" is actually based on the time Satan borrowed a dollar from Chuck Norris and forgot to pay him back. ---submitted by Tyler

184. Once a company created a "what would Chuck Norris do bracelet "without his permission... they found out what Chuck would do. yep you guessed it! A round house kick to the head. ---submitted by Pat

185. Want to know why no one sees superman any more? He tried to take on Chuck Norris. Super man figured out Kryptonites not his only weakness! ---submitted by Tyler

186. chuck norris once walked into a shoe store and asked if he could try on a pair of size 27 ladies high heels. when the clerk asked why he wanted to, chuck interupted with  "JUST DO IT" That later became the companies slogan. Ten years later chuck came back and round house kicked the clerk while still wearing the high heels. (ouch) ---submitted by soldier boy 4ya

187. Chuck Norris knows the meaning of every word in the dictionary...except mercy! ---submitted by Tyler

188. Chuck Norris can clap with one hand! ---submitted by Tyler

189. I at first you don't succeed, then you are obviously NOT Chuck Norris! ---submitted by Tyler

190. There are two types of people in the world:
People that suck and Chuck Norris! ---submitted by Tyler

191. Chuck Norris must get a concealed weapon license in all 50 states to legally wear pants! ---submitted by Tyler

192. When Chuck Norris breaks the Law, the Law doesn't heal! ---submitted by Tyler

193. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in 3 moves! ---submitted by Tyler

194. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one...For Chuck Norris ,each testicle is bigger than the others! ---submitted by Tyler

195. Chuck Norris doesn't have blood he has magma. ---submitted by Tyler

196. Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked the fight out of "fight or flight."  Only to replace it with a glaring portrait of himself. ---submitted by Chad

197. If Chuck Norris has an itchy ass and asks you to scratch it for him, you should probably do it.  Otherwise youre looking at a swinging backhand and swift roundhouse kick to the chops. ---submitted by Chad

198. Chuck Norris was drafted to the NFL, NBA, MLB and NHL.  However, Chuck Norris chose insted to be a trucker so he could deliver pain and roundhouse chops to the nonbelievers.  Chuck Norris is God's God. ---submitted by Chad

199. Chuck Norris never dies of thirst.  Thirst dies if chuck norris gets dehydrated. ---submitted by Corey

200. In the Beginning of the Universe, Mother Nature and Father Time conceived a child.  This child's name? Chuck Norris. ---submitted by Bonez