151. As a child chuck norris was never abused, likewise chuck norris beat his parents daily. ---submitted by chris

152. Due to countless assault charges it is now court ordered that chuck norris no longer wear cowboy boots. ---submitted by chris

153. Jesus owns a what would chuck norris do shirt ---submitted by Mike

154. Before chuck norris was born a man created a thing with 2 boards atatched with a chain called NunBarrys. No one knows what happened to barry. ---submitted by bj

---our comments: Nice joke!

155. Chuck Norris does not take showers. he simply roundhouse kicks himself and the dirt comes clean off. ---submitted by don

156. Chuck Norris does not recognize the Periodic Table of Elements.  He only recognizes the element of surprise! ---submitted by Woody

157. 10 out of 5 doctors recomend not pissing off CHUCK NORRIS cuz if u do 5 out of the 10 doctors will DIE!!! ---submitted by SHAVER

158. CHUCK NORRIS does not get high of weed, WEED GETS HIGH OFF CHUCK NORRIS!! ---submitted by Zubra 3000

159. In the bible it says god created the world in 6 days...CHUCK NORRIS created it in
1 and then blew it up..then made god reasemble it!! ---submitted by YUNIS

160. Chuck norris once walked outside with a hard-on........There were no survivers. ---submitted by B. Buzz

161. Chuck Norris once round house kicked Jet Li so hard in the face. the entire Asian race is still squinting!!! ---submitted by scott

162. Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and put it back. ---submitted by Devin

163. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the women lives. ---submitted by Devin

164. Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus. ---submitted by Devin

165. Chuck Norris can get a headshot on you without ammo. ---submitted by Devin

166. Chuck Norris has a P.H.D in pain. ---submitted by Devin

Devin's comments about his jokes and other thoughts: "I know these jokes have been funny and Chuck Norris would give them 3 thumbs up, and pz and len why don't you quit masterbating to old Chuck Norris movies and move on your jokes are lame and make Chuck Norris look bad." --- Devin

Brian provides us with a flurry of military Chuck Norris jokes: 

167. what happenes when chuck norris jerks off?
a marine is born.

168. what happenes when chuck norris impregnates a fine ass woman?
an army soldier is born.

169. what happens when chuck norris fucks a dude in the ass?
a navy seamen is made.

170. what happens when chuck norris impregnates a woman on a plane?
an air force soldier is made.

171. what happens when chuck norris takes his wife on a "pleasure" cruise?
the coast guard recruiter follows him.

---submitted by Brian

172. Chuck Norris has been suspected of having undetermined children all over the world...when asked by the press of these aligations Chuck Norris simply said, "Ya so what? I'm Chuck fuckin' Norris!!" ---submitted by Brandon

173. Chuck Norris once banged a guy, not because he's gay, but because he simply ran out of women. ---submitted by Brian

174. With the seemingly unending threat of Islamic terrorism, Chuck Norris has decided to run for President. He had the guts to hire the great former wrestling manager Playboy Gary Hart to run his campaign. Hart dropped Chuck's first campaign slogan, " a vote for Chuck will never suck" and replaced it with, "vote for me or I'll kick your teeth out - ONE AT A TIME". Hart is also asking for other slogans. Please feel free to send them to this site!!!!!!!!!! ---submitted by pz

175. When Bon Scott wrote big balls for AC/DC he was thinking about CHUCK NORRIS because CHUCK NORRIS HAS THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL. ---submitted by chad