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Written by CubeSlacker
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Have you seen Rambo 4 yet? It's pretty awesome! We think it's time to start a new internet sensation - Rambo Jokes! Submit your Rambo jokes to the site for all to see. This could become the next Chuck Norris type phenomenon!  Rambo getting Jiggy with it Real Rambo Facts: | | First Blood
| Rambo II
| Rambo III
| Rambo IV
| # of bad guys killed by Rambo with his shirt on
| 1 | 12 | 33 | 83 | # of bad guys killed by Rambo with his shirt off | 0 | 46
| 45
| 0
| # of bad guys killed by Rambo no matter what he was wearing | 1 | 58
| 78
| 83
| # of bad guys killed by Rambo accomplices | 0 | 10 | 17 | 40 | # of good guys killed by bad guys | 0 | 1 | 37 | 113 | Total number of people killed
| 1 | 69 | 132 | 236 | # of people killed per minute
| 0.01 | 0.72 | 1.30 | 2.59 | | Time when first person is killed | 29:31 | 33:34 | 41:9 | 3:22 | # of people killed per minute from that point until end of film | 0.02 | 1.18 | 2.39 | 3.04 | Scenes where Rambo is shot at without getting hurt bad | 12 | 24 | 38 | 2 | # of scenes where good guys are tortured | 2 | 5 | 7 | 3 | | Number of sex scenes | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
(facts by John Mueller) Yours and Our Rambo Jokes 1) John Rambo killed 83 people in Burma in Rambo 4 not because it was the right thing to do, but because he needed to harvest their human growth hormone (HGH) to be able to have the strength to walk back to the boat. Can you beat that? Whatcha got? Bring it on!
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