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Have you seen Rambo 4 yet? It's pretty awesome! We think it's time to start a new internet sensation - Rambo Jokes! Submit your Rambo jokes to the site for all to see. This could become the next Chuck Norris type phenomenon!  Rambo getting Jiggy with it Real Rambo Facts: | | First Blood
| Rambo II
| Rambo III
| Rambo IV
| # of bad guys killed by Rambo with his shirt on
| 1 | 12 | 33 | 83 | # of bad guys killed by Rambo with his shirt off | 0 | 46
| 45
| 0
| # of bad guys killed by Rambo no matter what he was wearing | 1 | 58
| 78
| 83
| # of bad guys killed by Rambo accomplices | 0 | 10 | 17 | 40 | # of good guys killed by bad guys | 0 | 1 | 37 | 113 | Total number of people killed
| 1 | 69 | 132 | 236 | # of people killed per minute
| 0.01 | 0.72 | 1.30 | 2.59 | | Time when first person is killed | 29:31 | 33:34 | 41:9 | 3:22 | # of people killed per minute from that point until end of film | 0.02 | 1.18 | 2.39 | 3.04 | Scenes where Rambo is shot at without getting hurt bad | 12 | 24 | 38 | 2 | # of scenes where good guys are tortured | 2 | 5 | 7 | 3 | | Number of sex scenes | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
(facts by John Mueller) Yours and Our Rambo Jokes 1) John Rambo killed 83 people in Burma in Rambo 4 not because it was the right thing to do, but because he needed to harvest their human growth hormone (HGH) to be able to have the strength to walk back to the boat. Can you beat that? Whatcha got? Bring it on! 2) Rambo has killed a total of 438 people in 4 movies, Chuck Norris, in one day, calls this being generous --- submitted by derek
3) Remember the movie Armageddon? Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis) and A.J. Frost (Ben
Afleck) didn't split up the meteor by using their explosives, it was John Rambo.
Col. Trautman called him from the Pentagon giving him a "Code 5." Rambo was in
Burma at that time in his toilet taking a dump while he uses his bow and arrow
to shoot from his window the meteor from outer space and split it in half and
eventually killed Harry Stamper. --- submitted by Gerard M.
4) Do you ever wonder why Rambo is always wearing his bandana during a fight? Its
because this causes an occlusion to the blood supply to his brain to prevent him
to think how to kill a man in infinite ways. In other words, when he is wearing
his bandanna he is in his merciful mode. --- submitted by Gerard M.
5) Question: What happened to Mr.T and Chuck Norris these days? Why aren't they
making films anymore?
Answer: RAMBO happened! --- submitted by Gerard M.
6) Delta Force always win because Chuck Norris is in the force but they lost once
to Baker team.... because Rambo was there. --- submitted by Gerard M.
7) The Kraken didn't turn in to stone because of Medusa's head, it turned in to
stone due to Rambo's stare which he mistakenly identified the Kraken as Murdock.
"Murdock, I'm coming to get you!" --- submitted by Gerard M.
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