The Hoff is the man! I bet you didn't know all these facts about your favorite Baywatch star (you liked the hairy guy right, not the hot blonde babes?). Read em and weep!

1. David Hasselhoff once sang his way out of a glass cave breaking the glass with high notes.

2. David Hasselhoff got the role in Knight Rider because his balls looked best in tight jeans.

3. David Hasselhoff is the real reason Pamela Anderson has Hepatitis.

4. Every morning, David Hasselhoff shaves a sheep for a fresh curly wig.

5. David Hasselhoff doesn't wear underwear.

6. David Hasselhoff once tried to walk on water.

7. At his audition for Knight Rider, David Hasselhoff pretended that his penis was the car Kitt because he swore he heard voices coming from it. Afterwards, the producers of the show said that this was the first time in a non-porno audition where the penis out acted the man.

8. The reason people tore down the Berlin wall was to get away from David Hasselhoff's singing.

9. David Hasselhoff actually plays all the women in Baywatch.

10. David Hasselhoff once performed as a singing stripper. The witnesses are now impotent.

11. David Hasselhoff can breathe under water if he's horny.

12. When David Hasselhoff goes to the gym he only beefs up his balls.

13. David Hasselhoff can play piano with his teeth.

14. Each time someone goes swimming nude David Hasselhoff isn't in the water.

15. David Hasselhoff can't fight. Instead, he has evolved to the point that his "singing" is used to scare predators away.

16. David Hasselhoff was jealous of Kitt, from Knight rider. Only because the car's voice had better acting ability than he did.

17. Kitt was once equipped with rocket launchers, flame throwers and sub machine guns, but had to be unequipped, as he was constantly trying to kill David Hasselhoff. He figured it would "purify the meatbag species".

18. When David Hasselhoff was in high school, he had the lead in the senior play. The theather was filled to the max, sadly there were no survivors after the play except for Hasselhoff and a deaf janitor.

19. The Kracken in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest is not a mythical sea creature, but instead David Hasselhoff's chest hair trying to make a career comeback after being left to die alone in the ocean when Baywatch stopped filming.

20. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

21. When David Hasselhoff drinks piss, his asparagus smells funny.